Ashley Cole.

If I Ran the world..............this tosser would have to be dealt with. Given that it is World Cup year, I would be willing to postpone any punishment until after that. However, this silly person needs his attitude sorting out.

There is absolutely no doubt that he is an incredibly talented footballer, one of the best defenders in the world and his presence at the world cup will be vital to our chances. Having said that, he typifies a lot of things that are wrong with todays footballers. He has that 'i don't give a shit who you are, I'm Ashley Cole and I earn £120,000 a week' attitude. For instance, take a look at his recent court case due to his speeding (103mph in a 40mph zone). He used the age old celebrity excuse of 'the paparazzi were chasing me' and suprisingly enough the judge did not believe him. He duly banned him from driving for 6 months and fined him approximately £1000 plus court costs (£300). Cole's lawyer then requested 'time to pay'. TIME TO PAY. He has the nerve to ask for time to pay, earning what he does. I would have thrown him in prison there and then, telling him he would be released as soon as the fine was paid.

Then there is the situation with his soon-to-be-ex wife. Cheryl is astonishingly fit and seems like a nice person, but ends up with a twat like him. I don't really need to say much on this subject other than: 'Who in the right mind would cheat on her?' Ashley Cole would, because he thinks he can get away with whatever he wants.

TOSSER.